Opened since 2004, Grand Palace is one of the best
hotels in Gaza city. Built to exceed customers expectation as it is located at
the beach side of Gaza city with the direct beach view, the hotel welcomes its
guests.
The distance between the hotel and the city center is
approximately 3 km in a quiet peaceful area, where the reach to the city center
is easy, while nothing is better than a 5 minute walk to the beach.
The hotel depends on his services on high level staff
who are selected accurately with high qualification in hospitality that makes
us the favorite between the establishment.
Due to
the usual electricity cutoff, the hotel is provided with 2 high level
generators to keep the customers comfortable.
Press Room
Our Mission:
Our mission is to exceed customers expectations and be
a leader in the hospitality market in Gaza as well as being the a good
challengers Internationally.
Our Notes: This 5-star hotel is located on the beach in Gaza, so it
makes a great place for the flotilla ships to dock. Due to the humanitarian
needs in Gaza, this hotel is in desperate need of tiny umbrellas to go into
mixed drinks, as well as fresh caviar to be served to hotel guests on the
beach. It is vital, therefore, that the Gaza flotilla ships arrive in a timely
manner and must not be delayed by Israeli ships.
The ambience of this hotel is in jeopardy, proving the need for Flotilla Cruise
Line!!!!
Considering this beach-front hotel, South Beach, Florida needs a humanitarian
aid flotilla too!
Suggested Sporting Events for the Gaza Cruise Ship
Flotilla:
Gaza Opens New Football (Soccer) Stadium, complete with
Pepsi sponsorship
What would a trip to an exotic location be if you
didn't check out a local sporting event? Well, have no fear because in Gaza,
you can see soccer games, complete with Pepsi sponsorship, and you may even be
there on a day where you can see Hamas and Qatar dignitaries. Who knows, you
may get an autograph!
Suggested Shopping for the Gaza Cruise Ship
Flotilla:
YNet News Headline: 1st Gaza Mall Attracts Thousands
Despite siege, new shopping center in Strip opened its
doors last Saturday to enthusiastic crowds, offering international brands,
much-needed air-conditioning. Mall's manager promises affordable prices
tailored for local residents
Our Notes: Never heard of this mall? It's probably because the
Palestinian Authority and Hamas really don't want you to see it. After all, it
is in a posh neighborhood in Gaza, and they don't want you to even know there
are nice neighborhoods there. They want you to have the false image of a poor
starving Gaza. Does this look like a "humanitarian crisis?" No, of
course not, but it is where the Flotilla Cruise Line guests will surely go
shopping, yet the Arab media will never show those photos.
Being a new shopping mall, we suspect the "humanitarian crisis?"
includes a severe shortage of hoop earrings and certain shades of lipstick.
This of course are so dangerous that small children will cry when their mothers
have to wear dangles instead of hoops on their wear. This is intolerable! Don't
fear though, the Flotilla Cruise Line guests will have plenty of air
conditioning to keep them cool while Hamas screams about not having
electricity.
Suggested Sports / Entertainment for the Gaza Cruise
Ship Flotilla:
Our Notes:Not only
is there a sports stadium in Gaza, but as you can see in this photo, the grass
is green and there are nice high-rise buildings in the background. Does this
look like a humanitarian crisis to you? Of course not, because there is no
humanitarian crisis in Gaza. It's all a blatant lie to the world and make
Israel look bad. In fact, you can read
this article
about The Gaza World Cup 2010 which was broadcasted live on Al-Jazeera. This is
clearly not the face of any humanitarian crisis. It is a complete fraud.
Suggested Ground Transportation for the Gaza Cruise Ship
Flotilla:
Our Notes:Here
is a great site for finding rental cars and drivers for your local stay in
Gaza. After all, Hamas wants you to think they have no roads or decent cars,
just camels and old clunkers, but that is not true. In fact, there are plenty
of websites, in English, where you can book a car and driver so you never have
to get lost while in Gaza. Oh, and by the way, "hiring a driver" is
what is known in the rest of the world as a Chauffeur.
Gaza Movie Theater Celebrates 8th Year Since Rebuilt
After Islamic Extremists' Destroyed It - Great Destination for Flotilla Cruise
Line Guests
That was in 2004, and movie theaters
hardly qualify for the "desperate humanitarian need" the flotilla
advocates claim. That is, of course, unless you consider buttered popcorn to be
a vital humanitarian need, after all, having to watch a movie in an air
conditioned theater without buttered popcorn is apparently what the
Palestinians consider to be torture when they constantly complain about Israel
in the United Nations.
Gazan's Head To The Beach, Use Cabanas For Recreation -
More Proof Gaza Is Not The 'Tent City' Palestinians Want You To
Believe
While some people want you to believe Gaza is a shanty town or a
pup-tent farm, the fact is Gazan's are so wealthy, heading to the beach and
using any available cabana is normal, as evidenced by the Palestinian media in
reports to their own people. How many beach front resorts need humanitarian
aid? The fact is, the flotilla is a fraud, denying real humanitarian aid to
actual starving people around the world. It's just a giant fraud publicity
stunt. The picture from their own report tells you what the truth is. Read the beach
vacation report here.
'Maps of the World' Website Praises Shopping, dining and
Hotels in Gaza
If you want to know about shopping and dining in Gaza, check out
travel sites not ran by the Palestinian Authority and their propaganda machine.
The
Maps
Of The World site has this to say about Gaza: "Shopping in Gaza is a
wonderful experience for all" and "…a plethora of options
ranging from the elegant malls to the retail outlets."
Does this sound like the tent-city Gaza the Palestinian Authority wants you to
believe? No, of course not, and it's because it was written by an independent
source. Most importantly, cities with "elegant malls" certainly don't
need humanitarian aid. This once again proves the fraud of the Gaza flotilla.
Attention Gaza Flotilla Cruise Line Guests - Gaza's
Olympic Sized Swimming Pool Operators Are In Desperate Need Of Large Fluffy
Towels And Nose Plugs!
When the Flotilla Cruise Line guests arrive in Gaza,
they will undoubtedly want to cool off in the Olympic-sized
swimming pool in Gaza opened in 2010. After all, being a passenger aboard
ships where you have prepared foods and even pantries where people can cook on
board the galley (ships kitchen) with no other responsibilities is very
stressful. Even more stressful is having to eat at all the top rated
restaurants in Gaza previously mentioned here.
So, when going to Gaza to bring humanitarian aid, we strongly suggest the Gaza
Flotilla Cruise Line guests bring the desperately needed nose plugs and fluffy
towels! I mean, let's face it, nobody is going to build an Olympic-sized
swimming pool if you don't have food and trained lifeguards, so there must be
plenty of food in Gaza. The real need for the flotilla, therefore, must be to
remedy the shortage of nose plugs and fluffy towels.
By the way, if the fluffy towels are made from Egyptian cotton, they can
continue to boycott Israel in the process as well. Wait, I take that back.
Israeli technology is used in textile processing. Perhaps they can use the
paper towels instead. Nope, I take that back too since Israel is the world
leader in water purification which is important since large quantities of water
are needed in the paper making process.
Gaza's Outdoor Water Park Available to Gaza Flotilla
Cruise Line Guests Who Don't Actually Want A Swimming Workout!
For the Flotilla Cruise Line guests who want to cool off and not actually
get a workout as they would in the Olympic-sized swimming pool, there is a fun
alternative - Gaza's outdoor
water park. It is plainly evident in the photos on this page that the
people sitting around the
pool in comfortable tables and chairs with food in these photos, watching
people at the water park, sometimes posing for group photos, must be
desperately in need of food, especially the overweight men and women, some with
very large bellies draping over their belts.
Wait, they are not hungry, they are fat! So what is the humanitarian need at
the Gaza water park? Inner-tubes! Yes, fun requires an international crisis!
The problem in Gaza is the fact that modern cars use tires without inner-tubes,
thus causing horrible restrictions on a very vital part of fun.
Keen observers will notice that there is not one inner-tube in any of the
photos, even the night photos where the
array of water-jets
glimmer in the multi-color lights. Not having inner-tubes is an intolerable
situation that must be rectified, even if people have to lose their lives
fighting the Israeli Navy to bring inner-tubes that can easily be shipped in
via the Israel-Gaza crossing which has countless truckloads of goods entering
Gaza daily. That is, of course, unless the Flotilla Cruise Line guests somehow
want to claim car tire inner-tubes are a weapon Israel won't allow to cross
into Gaza. Well, they know the truth, but facts should never get in the way of
fun.
Attention Gaza Flotilla Cruise Line Guests - You Can
Join the Gaza Surfing Club on Facebook While At Sea!
There is an intolerable condition in Gaza - it is a
long distance call to the Palestine Sailing Federation's mobile number,
970-599-745666 from the flotilla ships! But have no fear - we have a solution
to the problem. Gaza Flotilla Cruise Line Guests can easily join the club using
the ship-board Internet connection via their
Facebook
page! Yes, there is no need to wait or worry because surfing in Gaza has
never been easier.
There is a humanitarian crisis here too. As we write this, the Facebook group
only has 8 members! Yes, the Gaza Surfing Club desperately needs members, and
we aim to fix that. Please join the Flotilla Cruise Line guest as they solve
the intolerable condition of few members to this vital surfing organization
which inherently solves so many world problems while hanging 5 and riding the
waves!
Important Public Service Announcement for Gaza Flotilla
Cruise Line Guests: Don't forget to bring your tuxedos and evening gowns if you
want to eat at the ultra-elite 5-star restaurant at the Faisal Equestrian Club
in Gaza!
Naturally, many of the Gaza
Flotilla Cruise Line guests will want to eat at several of the best restaurants
in Gaza. One, however, is a little more exclusive than the rest, which alone
can be considered a humanitarian crisis since it is so bourgeois. That's
because the Faisal Equestrian
Club in Gaza is beyond elite, but as a passenger of the Flotilla Cruise
Line you are naturally exempt from such charges.
You may want to check with the concierge at the Grand Palace Hotel in Gaza for
transportation, since they can make reservations and arrange a driver for you.
Side Note: A few Hamas types complained about this site with comments
like "Gaza does not have equestrian club. Liar." Well, here's a great
article from The Guardian titled
Gaza's
elite enjoy riding at Faisal for those of you who doubt us.
Stressed out after a day of shopping in Gaza? We have
the solution, the Hamam al-Samra Turkish Bath-house!
Have you ever wanted to go to
an authentic Turkish Bath-house? Well, if you are going to Gaza on the
flotilla, you are in for a treat because in Gaza you do it in style at
Hamam
al-Samra, Gaza City's sole Turkish bath-house which boasts being nearly a
thousand years old!
So, for the Flotilla Cruise Line members who are all stressed out after
shopping at malls, dining at the Roots Club, playing at the water park or
perhaps swimming in the Olympic-sized swimming pool and even riding horses at
the Faisal Equestrian Club in Gaza, rest assured you can also get a massage and
steam at the Hamam al-Samra Turkish bath-house.
For those who are worried it is only for men, have no fear. The 24-hour
bathhouse has shifts for women, so people like Lauren booth can relax after her
long day of shopping which we show here.
Suggested
Reading
In
his book Boycotting Peace, Fred Taub exposes the secrets behind the Arab
Boycott of Israel / BDS campaign which is at the center of the Gaza Cruise Ship
flotilla and other false claims against Israel.
Want to know what the flotilla campaign is really
about? Read Boycotting Peace.
Fred Taub is the President of Boycott Watch, the leading
authority on boycotts. His new book, Boycotting Peace, reveals the secrets
behind the Arab boycott of Israel and the associated BDS campaign. He regularly
appears in the media and his work has even been cited in two cases before the
U.S. Supreme Court.
Suggested Videos by Fred
Taub
Boycott Divestment & Israel Lie #3: BDS and the
Law:
Due to
the usual electricity cutoff, the hotel is provided with 2 high level
generators to keep the customers comfortable. 
That was in 2004, and movie theaters
hardly qualify for the "desperate humanitarian need" the flotilla
advocates claim. That is, of course, unless you consider buttered popcorn to be
a vital humanitarian need, after all, having to watch a movie in an air
conditioned theater without buttered popcorn is apparently what the
Palestinians consider to be torture when they constantly complain about Israel
in the United Nations. 
While some people want you to believe Gaza is a shanty town or a
pup-tent farm, the fact is Gazan's are so wealthy, heading to the beach and
using any available cabana is normal, as evidenced by the Palestinian media in
reports to their own people. How many beach front resorts need humanitarian
aid? The fact is, the flotilla is a fraud, denying real humanitarian aid to
actual starving people around the world. It's just a giant fraud publicity
stunt. The picture from their own report tells you what the truth is.
If you want to know about shopping and dining in Gaza, check out
travel sites not ran by the Palestinian Authority and their propaganda machine.
The
When the Flotilla Cruise Line guests arrive in Gaza,
they will undoubtedly want to cool off in the
There is an intolerable condition in Gaza - it is a
long distance call to the Palestine Sailing Federation's mobile number,
970-599-745666 from the flotilla ships! But have no fear - we have a solution
to the problem. Gaza Flotilla Cruise Line Guests can easily join the club using
the ship-board Internet connection via their
Naturally, many of the Gaza
Flotilla Cruise Line guests will want to eat at several of the best restaurants
in Gaza. One, however, is a little more exclusive than the rest, which alone
can be considered a humanitarian crisis since it is so bourgeois. That's
because the 
Have you ever wanted to go to
an authentic Turkish Bath-house? Well, if you are going to Gaza on the
flotilla, you are in for a treat because in Gaza you do it in style at
